Spank My Ass

by Eathan

OK, I’ve been saying that I will share more with my readers.? So the best time for me to start is now.? Well I decided to go out for drinks last night.? I ended up at one of my favorite places, Chili’s.? I normally sit in the bar area and watch the Mavs game while I eat.? This was no differe Spank My Assnt from any other visit.? The Mavs where playing the Clippers.? Yes the NBA’s historical losing team.? Well with out Dirk, the Mavs look sick.? That’s ok, i was getting my buzz on.? I drink Vodka Margaritas.? No Salt, No lime.? After a couple of those, I didn’t really care that the Mavs were about to blow a 15 point lead, or that a woman was sitting next to me.? She was a very social, funny, and?Mavs fan.? This seems to be a normal event, but she was a black woman.? Yes, I said black woman!? JJ was 5’6″ tall, medium build, brown eyes, medium brown skin, and shoulder length hair.? She was?hilarious.? I noticed she was checking out all the single guys at the bar, and talking shit about them.? I’m sure she was talking about me to, but I?had my?Margarita so i didn’t care or notice.? Well, that’s when the flirting began.? It started when she?rubbed my arm to get attention.? Then it moved to her rubbing my shoulders because she said I looked tense.? I think I drank to much to be tense.? But I didn’t mind,?the Mavs were winning.? Some how,?we made a bet.? The 1st bet was if Jason?Kidd would make another 3 pointer.??I said he wouldn’t.? If I lost, I would have to give her a kiss, she called it a real kiss.? I wasn’t worried, because Jason Kidd can’t shoot a jump shot.? Within two minutes I?lost the bet.? DAMN IT!??Was this game on?Tivo?? So i figured, she?since she was cute, I’d go through with the bet.? So after a shot of Patron, I leaned over?and gave her my, ‘make ya?thongs moist’ kiss.? Yes, I have names for the type of kiss.? It was the long, sensual, soft kiss with a touch of a tantalizing tongue.? Well, she smiled, told me she knew I’m into white girls and what a waste of my talents.??HA!??What nerve.? I’m not wasting my talents.? So the next bet we made was if the Mavs would choke.? At this point the Clippers were within 5 points of the Mavs.? I was a bit nervous, but I?knew the?Mavs would win.? Losing the bet meant she would spank my ass, bent over a chair in Chili’s.? There’s no way this was going to happen!? I would have to ?call?Avery Johnson to put Dirk and Stackhouse in the game.? Well, the Mavs won!? Woo Hoooo!? So I was going to get a chance to spank her ass.? Well since she was wearing a skirt, that was a easy task.? She laughed at me and then told me she would never let me spank her bare ass in public.? I totally understood her feelings.? I called her a sore loser.? She then told me she would come to my house and let me spank her bare ass.? Hmmmmm, that would be a idea.? But I didn’t have any proof of the bet being paid off.? So, I told her, I needed to take a picture of her bare ass bent over.? Since I only live?2 minutes away,?JJ?agreed.? She followed me home and sure enough I bent her over the sofa and gave her ass?a big swat!? She liked it, because she wanted me to do it again.? Of course I did.? Some where between the 2nd and 3rd?swat, I got turned on.??Between the Margaritas, Patron shots, and a bare?ass, we ended up in?the bedroom naked.? This time?it was wild.? After about 15 minutes I passed out with her on top of me.? I slept like a baby last night.? When I woke up this morning, I?thought to myself,?am I a fool or what??

Since it just?happened to me, it just happen to you….. APRIL FOOLS!

?Yes, I have a sense of humor.

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  • And I was starting to think we had a chance. lol Good one!
  • Pixie
    LOL....oh well, at least the title got my attention ;)
  • HAHA... none of it. Totally a april fools story... Wasn't at chilis, wasn't drinking...lol
  • Pixie
    HA!!!! crack me up.....I was about to message you and a big "WHAT!????" lol Soooooo, just how much of that story was true? I believe the Chili's and vodka margarita part (I at least know you at that well) ;)
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