After a recent booty call experience, I decided that I needed to put a list together of the Do’s and Don’ts of a booty call. Sometimes I think people don’t know the rules when they decide they want to booty call. This is part 1 ( don’ts). Stay tuned, next week will be part 2 ( do’s).
5. Keep it at home – This relationship is based on a sexual understanding. The two of you aren’t dating. You’re not going to dinner or meeting his/her family. You don’t spend holidays together, unless you’re they ‘holiday guy’. So there’s no need to expect a date for dinner or the movies. There’s no need to meet in public.? Feel free to come by for sex and leave afterwards.
4. No sleep overs – There’s no need to sleep over unless for some reason she enjoys morning. If it’s that good, maybe you should stay up all night. One of the best parts of a booty call is not sharing the bed and not having to decide who is sleeping in the wet spot. Sleeping over requires a special type of relationship beyond the standard booty call. A true booty call stops by on the way home.
3. Limited Conversation – There’s no need for in-depth conversation. For some unknown reason you will get asked a stupid question. A question that will kill the mood. Or talk about all the problems you have in your life. This is supposed to be fun. Lets talk about how much fun you’ve had when you’re out with your friends. Lets talk about a funny part in a movie or a good joke. The reason you’re here is because your partner isn’t going to mess up the mood for sex.
2. No lovemaking – This is hedonistic sex at it’s best. There’s no time for whispering, intimate talk, snuggling, or spooning. Kissing is OK, but not necessary. The best approach is the keep the orgasms coming. This is the occasion where you should have your sexual fantasy’s fulfilled. You are supposed to have fun. Don’t ruin it by getting emotional. Get to it!
1. Know your role – Don’t get confused where you stand. You’re a booty call. If you don’t get a return phone call, text message, or email realize they are not available. Booty calls aren’t required to maintain constant contact with you. They aren’t required to answer all the why questions. Why didn’t you call me back? Why aren’t you answering your phone? Why are you out with someone else? or Why can’t we hang out?
If you find any of these are offensive, then a booty call isn’t for you.
It is, What it is!
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