Pet Peeve #5
Posted on 19 June 2008 | Category: Actual Dates
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Lately I’ve been working on a list of things that really bother me. These are things that women over the years have done that really bother be. I’m not sure if it’s just me or if anyone else feels the same way that I do about it. I’ve got a list of 5 but I’m only going to list one today. This one makes my list because it doesn’t happen you first meet her. It’s only happened to me twice, that I can remember, but this shyt bugs the hell out of me.
Recently, GB41 became the second woman to do this. I wasn’t sure if I should mention this to her immediately or just ignore it. I know i can be very opinionated at times, but this became a total turn off. I tried to block it out of my mind. The thought and sound remained in my mind for the next several hours. So here’s my words of wisdom to all the women who have done this before. If you are getting out of my bed to go to the bathroom, close the door. This only happens after sex, so maybe their state of mind isn’t focused. It bugs me to hear a woman pee in my bathroom. I say close the door. Turn the water on. Flush while you go. But what ever you do, don’t leave the door open and let me hear that Austin Powers trickle. Yes, you’re attractive. Yes, we just had sex. Maybe I’ve put my Scuba Steve costume on and went down on you, but have a little respect for my ears. The last time this happened, I turned up the ESPN to drown out the sound. I realize that you’re comfortable with me, but it ruins the mood for my encore sexual performance. This is the one time when I might say, “The guest bathroom is the only working one in the house”.
Am I the only one that feels this way?
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June 19th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
That is disgusting. If you get out of my bed to go to the bathroom you need to close my bedroom door, and the bathroom door (in my apartment they are not attached).
That is gross.
swfs last blog post..long day
June 19th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
No, it is beautiful bug music.
Sounds like Cicadas singing in the summer. You know you have a woman in the room.
It is just being a female and it is beautiful.
Reggies last blog post..The Rest of the Story…..
June 19th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Reggie are you serious? Please tell me you are being sarcastic…
swfs last blog post..long day
June 19th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I can’t even joke like that… disguisting..
June 19th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
No I’m not kidding.
It is just part of being a woman and being a human and mammal.
Relax and love them.
Reggies last blog post..The Rest of the Story…..
June 19th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
uhh…some things are not meant to to heard…
June 19th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Well Eathan you got my vote on this one…I even go as far as to turn the faucet on in my own bathroom so said gentleman can’t hear me go. I think it’s just a courtesy.
I know one time I got up in the middle of the night to go and it was as quiet as a mouse in his house, so I turned on the faucet while I went. When I got back he was like damn girl how long were you washing ur hands…lol.
The sound of pee is definitely a turn off and for me it’s a little embarrasing(call me crazy i guess)…the closing the door thing is a complete separate issue…close the door and cover your trickle.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I agree… i leave the water running…i even bitch at the kids for not giving a courtesy flush and not closing the door.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
The sound doesn’t bother me that much. Not exactly music to my ears, but I’ll forget about it in a couple of minutes. But that door needs to be closed!!!
SheComesFirsts last blog post..Like magic
June 19th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
It doesn’t bother me to hear a dude either…just don’t expect head afterwards…that’s a no go.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
ughhh to the 1st part teacia..and i agree with the second part…lol
June 20th, 2008 at 12:47 am
i hate the sound of someone else going to the bathroom… and Teacia I 100% agree with you about no head afterwards. ew nasty!
SWFs last blog post..long day
June 20th, 2008 at 1:24 am
WELL…..since i’m GB41 maybe I should leave a comment (or 2) a couple of my pet peeves are men that don’t bother to take someone on a real date….oh and write about someone without them knowing….oh wait last but not LEAST insincere serial daters!!! Peeing with the door open??? WHO CARES!!! WHO really cares about shit like that in the grand scheme of things??? answer:complete fucking morons…..I drive all the way to north dallas, tolls, gas, time and i screw your stupid ass and all you can come up with is that i left the door open when i peed? GET A LIFE! GET A LIFE TO ALL OF YOU FUCKTARDS THAT HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN READ ABOUT SOMEONE ELSES LIFE!!! JACKASSES!!
June 20th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Here’s a question… Does your opinion change if you really…really…and I mean really like that person?
June 20th, 2008 at 9:14 am
no eathan it doesnt change anything even if i really really like the person. i might be able to handle hearing them pee if i really really like them but im still not going to give them head right afterwards. i dont know if i would ever be comfortable enough with someone to go pee with the door open or to think its okay they went pee with the door open…
SWFs last blog post..Sex & Scratch Off Tickets
June 20th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
I don’t mind the sound of them peeing. But I sure as hell don’t wanna hear them take a crap though…
LOL.
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June 22nd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
LMMFAO!!! No, you aren’t the only one to feel that way! The same could be said to some men out there! Just because we’ve been intimate sexually, doesn’t mean I want to see and hear you relieve yourself!
http://www.saneandsingle.blogspot.com
June 24th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Do you know that we all pee?????????? It is a fact of life…It was a freakin trickle wasn’t like she sounded like a russian race horse pissing on a rock mind you! No one is ever gonna be perfect and if peeing with the door open is a deal breaker for you then good luck buddy cause your gonna need it. It sounds as if you haven’t taken your own inventory lately.
Who do you think you are…
June 24th, 2008 at 11:23 am
@hairlady hahaha… Actually we all have body functions that we don’t need to share.. that’s why they have bathroom doors. I was there and it was more than a trickle.. go watch the austin powers movie.. it started and stopped. I don’t think I said it’s a deal breaker..my words are it bothers me..aka pet peeve! Maybe I will have to write my top 5 deal breakers next month.. stay tuned… lol
FYI… my inventory says keep the bathroom door closed at all times.. it’s bad feng shui.
July 4th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
I love reading these after all the comments…cracks me up…! I happen to be fascinated with watching a guy pee. kinky? maybe. Definitely not interested in them watching me but ‘hearing’ it sure doesn’t bother me/turn me off/gross me out. Eathan honey, you are funny.
July 5th, 2008 at 11:11 am
I don’t want a man to watch me pee either! Not too long ago though I got a little freaked out.
I was peeing with the door to the pottie cracked. My man friend opened the damn door and came and sat on my lap, facing me and started kissing me
What the hell was that??? Needless to say, I was a little freaked out!! Nothing to panic about, just caught off guard! I am glad I was only peeing!!!
Missys last blog post..Ahhhhh….That would be GAY!
July 6th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
No matter how comfortable you feel with someone…some things still need to remain private.
Imagine you’re in the bathroom brushing your teeth and she walks in, unzips and starts doing her business…..gross.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
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