Where is Mike Tyson?

by Eathan

If there was ever a time when I wish I was Mike Tyson, today was it.? I heard about this news story?on Friday and I laughed.? In case you haven’t heard, there’s a woman in?Florida that is selling her home for?$340k.? She can’t afford to keep the house?and she doesn’t want to?move out.?

So she decided to?offer her ‘love and companionship” for an additional $500k. Where is Mike Tyson?? Bringing the total?asking?price for the home to $840k.? I’m not a real estate mongol, but I will say this is a bad investment. For who?? Mainly for the next man that she expects to pay her bills.? I’m sure there are people?out there who say why not?? I just?say why?? Why has she not worked in several years???Why can’t she find happiness in another home?? And the biggest question is, Why can’t?I be?Mike Tyson?&?rich for?1 month?? Just long enough to put in a certified offer on this home and her.? I want to see?the look on her face when she realized?a black man saved her from being homeless.? Yeah,?I think that would be a funny joke.? I can understand her desire to want to find love aka rich guy, but is this a sincere effort or just a publicity stunt to sell her home.? Time will only tell.? The TV cameras won’t be around when she finds that krazed man who thinks he ‘owns’ her.? Now?I’m a man that loves white women, and let me tell ya?this?woman isn’t worth $500k.? Normally the man pays when the?marriage?is over not upfront.? So i have one piece of advice for Ms?Deven Trabosh, start?looking for a full time job and an apartment.?

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  • dayummm... well i'd only be rich mike tyson... before robin givens and the other court case...lol
    and before tasting ears too....lol
  • Sweeeet
    There's another lady here in FL selling her house and all her worldy possessions on ebay for $485k. She needs it to pay doctor bills, but it's a man. home and even with the 2 somewhat old cars and all her furniture etc. I doubt anyone will bite. A trailer is a trailer, no matter how close to the beach! The housing market in FL is a trainwreck right now.

    Maybe you should pick someone besides Mike Tyson to want to be...even if it's only for a day:

    NEW YORK (June 30) - Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson has been linked to two murder plots in an obscure racketeering case involving a drug gang in his old neighborhood.

    Seems that day might just be spent in court! LOL.
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