Over the?years I have dealt with a variety of women with a wide range of personalities.? The one thing I have to resist is the?Crazy Bitch.? I say that with all the love and affection?in the world.? They are really crazy in one way or another.? You all know the girl who has this strange look in her eyes when you smile at her.? She’s the one that her friends don’t ever warn you about.? Yes, she’s so crazy her friends are scared to say – ‘run Forest run’.? There’s ?even a song about them.? Amazingly, I can list several of them.?
Crazy J, whose name I won’t ever mention. Crazy V, who I avoid eye contact at all cost.?? There’s also Crazy K, who tried to kill me one night.? There’s crazy baby momma, who I call 911 when no one is looking.? And then there’s TR37, who freaked on me at Starbucks a few months ago.? And don’t forget SK31, words can’t describe her meltdown.? 
The only things that these women have in common besides me, is they are white, good looking, sexy, and totally crazy jealous.? I say this because some how in the back of my mind I remember how they fukked my brains out consistently.? I don’t mean once or twice a week.? I mean that was their job to attempt to make?me?pussy whipped, on a daily basis.? To some degree they did their job, because years later I can still remember how good it was.? The reason I?bring this subject up is I’ve been chatting with TR37 a lot lately.? Now as much as I suspect that she might flip out and change her name to the Dallas Strangler. ?I’m still attracted to her.? I know that she?tries to manipulate me, I know that she is another crazy jealous bitch, but damn the sex is awesome.? When?I say it’s awesome, my legs shake when it’s over.? Damn that some good shit.? OK, the other sign that she’s crazy is, I’ve never met any of her friends.? If?I?can meet a woman’s friends and they have a shocked look on their face?that makes me want to run.? She’s crazy too.? But the real issue I have with a crazy bitch is her friends.??A woman’s friends will never, ever look out for the guy.? They all wish she can find happiness at your expense.? If you ever meet a guy who is crazy, his friends will warn you that fool is crazy.? His friend will always ask you, ‘are you ok?’? or ‘if you ever need anything, let me know.’? These are things that a woman’s?friends will never do.? They let you call 911.??They let you find out the hard way.? Then they see you out and with all the sympathy in the world say, “I’m so sorry you had to go thru that.”? Give me a break!? Your crazy friend tried to make my children fatherless.? So as I?write this and read this, I remind myself that TR37?is crazy.? I know the sex is great, but I gotta remain strong.? And in-case I don’t remain strong,?I gotta?plan my escape.? I also have to remove all sharp objects from my house.? And I need to notify a moody bitch to check on me in 6 hours.? ?
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