The Thrill is Gone
Last night my plans got twisted in circles. I didn’t have confirmed plans until late. I guess I waited too late to decide what I wanted to do. Originally I was going to McKinney for a drive thru aka quickie before going out on the town. Well I didn’t make dinner plans and I got hungry. So I decided to eat instead. I was on the phone with KT35 for a while before I ended up at Stan’s on the lake. It wasn’t a bad choice because it wasn’t crowded. I had a blackened catfish PO-boy. I was actually surprised that I enjoyed it. While I was at the bar DM49 began to text me. She was just getting home from work and was going to come join me for a couple drinks.
It took her about a hour to arrive at Stan’s. I hadn’t seen her in a month or so. I knew that she was ignoring me. She was mad over some silly myspace comments a female friend left me. It was her way of trying to quit her ‘Eathan habit’. Yes, she admitted to me that she was addicted to me. 
I’m not exactly sure why, but I was flattered. Well we sat on the patio under the evening air just talking and drinking Margaritas. She indulged that several times she had become Dickmotised by me. I attempted to ignore those statements several times. From what she says, I was on her yahoo chat ignore list. I had been on the list several times, but she kept wanting to talk to me. So she would take me off her ignore list. I asked her why she left me on her myspace friends list. She still wanted to see my face and smile. I guess that’s a normal thing, I still have pictures of a couple ex-girlfriends. Maybe it’s just a reminder of good times. Well our waitress, Charlene, even got in on the conversation. Charlene was surprised that she was attempting to break the habit by driving across town to have drinks with me at 10pm. Yeah, I was a bit confused at this time too. At this point I just wanted to go home and relax. I didn’t want to spend the night with DM49. I didn’t want to have sex with her. I had sat there for couple hours talking and yet thinking about KT35 most of the time. I even sent KT35 a text while I was at the table. Of course, DM49 didn’t know what I was doing or who I was texting. So as I walked DM49 to her car, she became very touchy. She kept hinting about coming back to my house. I also ignored those statements. I figured if I made out with her in the parking lot she would be satisfied enough to go home alone. That didn’t work either. She was persistent about going to my house. This is when I realized that inviting her for drinks was a big mistake. As much as I like her company, there’s no way we can remain on friendly terms. I didn’t want to seem rude, so I invited her back to my house. Yeah, I know that I shouldn’t. But I did. We ended up coming to the house and having a couple more drinks. My reasoning was she could have a couple more drinks and then she would fall asleep with out having her needs filled. So I made her a stiff Margarita. The only problem was she was horny. Really horny. We watched TV for 2 hours and she didn’t pass out. I was starting to wonder if she drank ‘NO Doze’. Damn, will she ever fall asleep?
OK, so to save face I had to justify this in my mind. My thought process is, I have no commitment to KT35. For all I know KT35 is doing the same thing with her free time. After a couple more drinks, I was ready. The key was to make this seem as normal as possible with out giving her the feeling of being emotionally detached. So I slowly undressed her in the bedroom. I was standing behind her, so I didn’t have to share any extra kisses. Even though DM49 isn’t ugly, I used my ugly sex technique. That is when you bend the woman over the edge of the bed on their stomach and massage her back. The whole time I’m doing this I begin to erotically touch her. With in a few minutes we’re having sex in a very slow but erotic fashion. Now as different as this is from my normal sexual positions, it leaves her satisfied and me with out being too intimate. After all of this DM49 sealed her fate. She did the carnal sin. She did my pet peeve #5. She went to the bathroom with the door open. It was now final in my head that this intimate relationship with DM49 was over.
There was no way to rekindle the chemistry that we’ve had in the past. The only thing left to do is to break the news to her gently. I don’t plan on doing it right now, I’ll wait til later in the week. That would be better timing.
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pshh. c*ckaholics… what can you do?! at least she didn’t try any DickSlayer moves and really fcuk up the night!
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And then men wonder why women act like crazy bitches.
If you don’t want anything to do with a woman, you certainly dont “let her persuade” you to invite her to your home. WTF do you care if she was going to go home and be pissed. You clearly had already decided you didn’t want to be bothered.
And then, when you are in the house, and you still don’t want to be bothered, why the fuck would you even consider fucking her? Seriously.
It’s really as simple as saying “Well, good night.” All before you made the mistake of leading her own by making out. Had the bitch wanted you to give her $1000 would you have taken the same steps? Fuck no…
Moniques last blog post..I’ve Been Keeping Something From You
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[...] think it was the funniest thing I heard all week. Well it isn’t. I was reading Eathan’s latest post and stumbled upon the best girl talk I’ve heard/found all week. Dickmotised is now in [...]
I can’t believe my fingers typing this….I feel as if they are betraying me. But, I have to say, Eathan, I know how you feel or felt. I’ve done that exact same thing with someone I used to date…..try to hook up as friends later and you end up in awkward sex. It’s as if that veeerrrryyy last act of sex sealed the deal and you know……he’s (she’s) not the one. Sometimes it takes simply not closing the door when she’s goes to the bathroom, and BAM the fate is sealed.
Now, what have you learned other than the fact that you’re an easy screw? (kidding…kind of) This is what I learned when I was in those shoes…..the art of saying, “no thank you”. When men from my past call and want to “get together”, “shoot the shit” and “have a drink”…..I know how to respond……”no thank you…..but thank you.”. Period. End of conversation. No one leading anyone on. No one guessing what I meant. No one trying to figure if that means “later”….nothing. It’s clear, it’s clean and it’s polite…..no thank you. You can be cordial and you can be polite, but you don’t have to be friends with everyone you ever slept with. In your case…..it’s best not to……too messy.
Sorry. I think KT35 has your attention and this incident kind of puts that in perspective for you.
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I think there was something in that Po Boy Sandwich that made you not have the ability to say “No, Thank you.” Just like Rena said.
You almost make it sound like your arm was twisted the whole time and that you just couldn’t get up the courage to be honest. Then again, I am sure when the big head and the little head try to discuss matters all sense of reason goes out the window. Why couldn’t you just be honest? Or are you being honest ? The minute you invited her over your fate was sealed and you knew it.
If you didn’t have the courage to tell her “No” in the parking lot, you know it wasn’t going to get any easier rolling around on your couch. Trying to get her drunk so she would fall asleep? Pulllleeeze!
It saddens me that you would actually consider a “piti” fuck. But from the sounds of your post it appears you were on a mission to “do it” with someone that night anyway.
Hey,,,Can I make a suggestion? Get a nice little wooden sign to hang on your bathroom door…”Close the door, please”
Missys last blog post..Single, Sober and Dating
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Ugly sex technique? LOL…that’s like telling a guy you LIKE being blindfolded just so you don’t have to look at him?????
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LOL…Sweeeet….No..that’s what Doggie Style is for!
Missys last blog post..So many men…So much fun!!
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@Monique… Amen!
WTF were you thinking, Eathan, leading a girl on like that??? Now, when you “break the news to her GENTLY (whatever that means)”, she is going to sit there wondering for weeks what on earth could have possible gone wrong. And you know what went wrong? You CHOSE not to say “NO” to her in the first place! And now you are going to make it all better by telling her “sorry, hun, I know we fucked like bunnies and all, but I’m just not into you.”
SheComesFirsts last blog post..No friendship after sex
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I have to disagree with everyone’s comments. DM49 knew exactly what she was getting into and what she was doing. Eathan threw out all the signals and left her plenty of outs. Re-read his post.
She knew she was implicitly rejected even though Eathan hadn’t explicitly rejected her. All chicks can read these subcommunications and I know that you people know this. She chose to plow forward because she wanted to get laid. That’s on her. Eathan was simply doing his job as a red blooded male, and that’s fuck a chick that needed to get fucked. I don’t consider this a pity fuck at all, he’s simply doing his job. DM49 knew the score. I’ve had this happen to me before and I see it all the time as well.
Ladies, be glad there are good men out there who will fuck you when you need it, because it for us guys it rarely works the other way around.
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