The Boondocks & IDW
Everyone knows I have a crazy sense of humor. If you haven’t watched the Boondocks, you need to check them out. B**ches like to text! (in my Pulp Fiction character voice) I like to text! I like to text when I’m busy and I’m multi-tasking. I almost like to text more than I like white women, and that’s a lot! I saw this episode of Boondocks and it was almost like a crystal ball. Check out this clip and then read the rest of my post.
The last few days LR34 has been texting me. It’s not anything for a booty call/hook up. I even got invited to go out to Fox Sports Grille for drinks. But I have to say that Sunday night was the climax of stupidity. I realize that LR34 is a college educated woman, but some times that just makes her a educated fool! Am I the only one that gets messaged like this at 1100pm on a Sunday night?
LR - I was going to message you to meet me at Martini Park, but I got drunk last night and my friend took my phone.
Eathan - Ah too bad I didn’t go over there. Ended up at dave and busters
LR34 - I’m a bit hungover, but not too bad.
Eathan - Ahhhhhhh
LR34 - right now I’m hanging out with a hot fireman
Eathan - oh is that your neighbor?
LR34 - no he’s not my neighbor, it’s another one.
LR34 - time to lay off my brother this girl is taken. Wht type of work do ya do
Eathan - wha girl
LR34 - R u texting lisa or someone else
Eathan - I am textin the girl that wanted me to have drinks with at fox last week and the one who wanted me to come over to meet her friends on her day off last week. hmmm
LR34 - UR texting the wrong girl my friend time to text a new girl
Eathan - haha did she find a new man at martini park last night haha
LR34 - wrong girl dude
Eathan - ha not from what she said via email..
LR34 - how would I email u from my phone? U asked how the wedding was and If i was at fox did I answer U? No and there was a reason!
Eathan - You said you got drunk after the wedding, you said the bride took your phone
LR34 - yes I did
Eathan - you said you were tired this morning
LR34 - Yes
Eathan - You think I’m trying to get with ya? Not interested.. Read my site and see what i’m busy doing. I’m in bed.. quit playing games. Like I’m trying to hook up with ya… give me a break gurl
LR34 - ok what r u busy doing?
Eathan - I’m busy not playing games
LR34 - Nice talking to ya Goodnight
In this age of blackberry, palms, Iphones and such… do women think men are idiots? I have conversations in my palm for over a month before I delete them. Do they really think I’m going to believe they have a found a serious relationship in 3 days? I know I’ve always said there’s nothing wrong with technology communication, but some people need to have their texting privileges revoked! And according to the Boondocks, she doesn’t need a printer either. haha
Now on the flip side of texting, I spent part of Sunday (daytime hours) texting with SI40. She’s on vacation in the Caribbean. The difference is, she understands how to use texting to her advantage. It doesn’t take 30 minutes and 20 texts to get her point across. I got a couple messages about her drinking Sangria and it reminded her of me. Of course this required me to text flirt back. I must say she loves the smiley faces. ;-) So because of her effective way of texting, we made plans to see each other when she arrives back home. It took a total of 6 messages and 1 picture of her on the beach for us to set it up. That’s what I call efficiency.
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hahaha. Boondocks is one of my favorite shows.
I think texting is great. You get the info without having to check messages. And you can ignore them as needed…
Last, I thought I’d share my text msgs from Sunday night. Kind of a lot for a Sunday but I’ve condensed them a bit:
Programmer Guy: 10pm Have you seen Dark Knight yet? We should go. (no reply yet)
Pharmacy Guy: 10:14 What’s up playa what you doing? (still in atx) 11:30 Sweet. See you when you get back.
Rockstar: 10:30 You back yet? Going to Lou’s if you can make it. (sorry love be back mon)
MoverBoy: 2:20am Hey (no reply)
At least these guys know when to quit. I wonder if you had been a little flirty with LR34 if she would’ve been ready for some sweet lovin’? Like what exactly were her intentions for texting you to begin with??
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eathan Reply:
July 29th, 2008 at 10:10 am
I luv the Boondocks. I’m their newest fan!
I flirted with LR34 a few days ago…but at this point she knew that I wasn’t even attempting to go there with her. You should read the history on her.. and you’ll see why.
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I be texting my ass off ! HAHAHAHA
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and bitches do love the smiley face.. : )~
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eathan Reply:
July 29th, 2008 at 10:11 am
I have more dates off that damn smiley face..haha
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i am not even going to comment on the stupidity of the text conversation you had…
however i am going to say
BITCHES LOOOOVEEEE SMILEY FACES
i have been telling you to watch boondocks since I started reading your site. Glad you listened. :o)
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I’m the latest Boondock fan! I’ve been watching the clips on youtube for 2 days now…lol
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Nothing ever typed by someones MF’ing thumb has ever been important anyway…. FUNNY CLIP….I be textin my weed man too!
It reminds me of the guy that just text me one word:
HEY….
Like what the hell is that suppose to mean?
I typed: HEY BACK ATCHA…
Is that a secret text code for ya wanna get nekkid?
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Oh how I loves me a smiley face…or the wink smiley…yep I’m a sucka for a love text…lol.
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Oh yeah, but I do hate text conversations that can better be had over the phone in 5 minutes…just seems all a bit strange to me.
If you’re working or unavailable and want to send me the wassup or shout out then it’s cool…but if it’s a saturday and ur in bed and you just can’t work up the nerve or energy to call me, then considered yourself ignored.
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@ Teacia i agree with you that some conversations are better had over the phone vs. text messaging. i hate trying to coordinate things through text or talking about important things through text.
@Eathan can I just say again how glad I am that you have finally seen Boondocks… that’s my sh*t right there.
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LOVE THE BOONDOCKS! Loved them since the comic strip.
I want to work on that show. I’d have so much fun.
I text a lot to my girl friends. Unless you are someone I like, I won’t be texting you back not wasting my text messages, sorry!
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LMAO…yeah Eathan…B*tchez luv the smileeeez wit the gold grillz!!!
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I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you down the road!
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