Everyone knows I have a crazy sense of humor.? If you haven’t watched the Boondocks, you need to check them out.? B**ches like to text!? (in my Pulp Fiction character voice) I like to text!? I like to text when I’m busy and I’m multi-tasking.? I almost like to text more than I like white women, and that’s a lot!? ?I saw this?episode of Boondocks and?it was almost like a crystal ball.? Check out this clip and then read the rest of my post.
The last few days LR34 has been texting me.? It’s not anything for a booty call/hook up.? I even got invited to go out to Fox Sports Grille for drinks.? But I have to say that Sunday night was the climax of stupidity.? I realize that LR34 is a college educated woman, but some times that just makes her a educated fool!? Am I the only one that gets messaged like this at 1100pm on a Sunday night?
LR -- I was going to message you to meet me at Martini Park, but I got drunk last night and my friend took my phone.
Eathan -- Ah too bad I didn’t go over there.? Ended up at dave and busters
LR34 -- I’m a bit hungover, but not too bad.
Eathan -- Ahhhhhhh
LR34 -- right now I’m hanging out with a hot?fireman
Eathan -- oh is that your neighbor?
LR34 -- no he’s not my neighbor, it’s another one.
LR34 -- time to lay off my brother this girl is taken.? Wht type of work do ya do
Eathan -- wha girl
LR34 -? R u texting lisa or someone else
Eathan -- I am textin the girl that wanted me to have drinks with at fox last week and the one who wanted me to come over to meet her friends on her day off last week. hmmm
LR34 -- UR texting the wrong girl my friend time to text a new girl
Eathan -- haha did she find a new man at martini park last night haha
LR34 -- wrong girl dude
Eathan? -- ha not from what she said via email..
LR34 -- how would I email u from my phone?? U asked how the wedding was and If i was at fox did I answer U?? No and there was a reason!
Eathan -- You said you got drunk after the wedding, you said the bride took your phone
LR34 -- yes I did
Eathan -- you said you were tired this morning
LR34 -- Yes
Eathan -- You think I’m trying to get with ya?? Not interested.. Read my site and see what i’m busy doing.? I’m in bed.. quit playing games.? Like I’m trying to hook up with ya… give me a break gurl
LR34 -- ok what r u busy doing?
Eathan -- I’m busy not playing games
LR34 -- Nice talking to ya Goodnight
In this age of blackberry, palms, Iphones and such… do women think men are idiots?? I have?conversations?in my palm for over?a?month before I delete them.? Do they really think I’m going to believe they have a found a serious relationship in 3 days?? I know I’ve always said there’s nothing wrong with technology communication, but some people need to have their texting privileges revoked!??And according to the?Boondocks, she doesn’t need a printer either.? haha
Now on the flip side of texting, I spent part of?Sunday (daytime hours) texting with SI40.? She’s?on vacation in the?Caribbean.? The difference is, she understands how to use texting to her advantage.? It doesn’t take 30 minutes and 20 texts to get her point across.? I got a couple messages about her drinking Sangria and it reminded her of me.? Of course this required me to text flirt back.? I must say she loves the smiley faces. 
? So because of her effective way of texting, we made plans to see each other when she arrives back home.? It took a total of?6 messages and 1 picture of her on the beach?for us to set it up.? That’s what I call efficiency.
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