I love sex, I love it.? I’m blessed. I’m big boned.? I’m heavy structured.? I’m hung low….I love sex.? I love it by the pound.? I’ll be glad when they put that shyt in cans.? Can you imagine sex in cans?? Mfers be shoplifting and shyt… If you giving a woman, I don’t care how meek or soft spoken that woman is, If you giving her the DYCK, what ever wrong with you she’ll let you know. – Bernie Mac ( Def Comedy Jam)
I watched the video of Bernie Mac this morning, because of a experience last night made me think of it.? I finally saw the look of a woman who is dickmotized.? What is dickmotized?? Dickmotized is a woman’s ability to ignore everything wrong with a man because the sex is off the Richter scale.? I wish I could claim this coin phrase, but I can’t.? But I witnessed dickmotized up close and personal.
After my past experiences with Mormon girl, I decided to conquer that memory with a new one.? It’s been almost 3 weeks since I saw TR37.? We’ve been communicating via email, text and phone calls.? I’ve been frustrated several times with her availability.? I understand she moved and had a lot of things going on, but DAMN!? I was ready to dismiss her from my memory.? The one thing that kept her was the sex.? The sexual chemistry.? The fireworks that shoot from my bedroom, the star spangled banner, the bottle rockets and the standing ovations.? And I’ve been thinking about it more since the pathetic sex with Mormon girl.
Well, last night TR37 came over for us to have a heart 2 heart talk.? On the way, she stopped to get a bottle of Chardonnay.? She didn’t arrive until 8pm.? It was great to see her.? It was a little uncomfortable, because we knew the topic of the discussion.? We started out with a toast, “to a relaxing evening.”? Then we began to sit on the sofa, flip TV channels, and discuss how much we hate Nancy Grace.? Eventually, we got down to business and started to discuss our issues.
My biggest issue with TR37 is her mixed emotions.? One day she’s in love with me and the next she’s mad at me.? One week she wants to date me and the next week she doesn’t want to talk to me.? I hate the flip flop move.
Her biggest issue is trust.? She doesn’t trust her emotions.? She’s afraid that I will date her until someone better comes along.? She hates not knowing what I’m thinking.? She hates not knowing what to expect from me.? It makes her skittish and nervous.
So after a long conversation, I told her I would date her IF she was consistent in her feelings and actions.? This is her last chance to be in my life.? In normal TR37 fashion we finished the bottle of wine.? Of course, this led us to being horny romantic.? It always starts with a kiss and ends up in the bedroom with the marching band, bottle rockets, and a standing ovation.? This time was no different.? We spent the next 2 hours enjoying the experience.? TR37 accomplished something she’s never done before, 2 crying/squirting orgasms.? How?? She was extremely comfortable.? During one of her orgasms she said she loved me, even if I didn’t commit to her.? I got caught up in the moment and began to talk during sex.
“Do you love me?”? “Don’t run from me”? Don’t be scared”? “You’re can relax with me, it’s safe”
That’s when the 2nd crying/squirting orgasm happened.? It was one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever witnessed.? That was the exact moment when I witnessed her being dickmotizied.? The look on her face can’t be duplicated.
So I’m reevaluating the definition of dickmotized.? Dickmotized has usually been used in referenced to when a woman is distracted by the dyck.? I woke up this morning thinking it could be used in reference to a man who will over look all the faults of a woman because the sex is off the Ritcher scale.? The big question is, was there a strange or unusual look on my face?? Is this the same as being pussy whipped?
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Whooped……….. the word is whooped!!!!!!!!
Is being dickmotised a bad thing?
Based on your description here – I have been where she was last night! I have BEEN THERE!!!!!! Complete with the crying (not sure on the squirting though)
And I kept going back cos the sex was THAT good! I actually havent had been with anyone since him who was THAT good!
I overlooked ALOT!!
I have seen that look on his face too though so yes you probably did have it!!!
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Wow Eathan..just wow.
Dickmotized…hmph.
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I think “pussy whipped” is better used to describe a guy who is *totally* controlled by his woman, does whatever she wants, agrees with everything she says, etc.
But a guy who just tolerates his woman’s sometimes too-crazy behavior, because the sex is sooooooooo off the chain he can’t bear to give it up, isn’t necessarily showing that type of submissiveness.
So what should we call it?
“Coochmerized”?
“Pusscinated”?
“Vagmotized”?