I knew the day would come where I would have to deal with Mormon Girl.? Mormon Girl was here a few months ago for her semi-annual visit.? At the end of her last visit I was left unsatisfied sexually.? Since then, she has sent me several text messages to say hi and other miscellaneous chit chat.? I’ve been cordial, but nothing sexual.? Mormon Girl’s frustration peaked a couple days ago.
I received a standard “hello” text and I replied.? She responded with, “how are you.. what have you been up to?”
My response was a normal, “hi, nothing new.. same ole shit.”
The following is the exact text I received, “that’s great…I’m not sure what i’ve done ..but i’ll leave you alone… and to think I was excited to tell you I’m flying to Dallas Monday for a job interview.? No worries.. I won’t impose.? It will be as if I don’t exist.”
Wow, she’s being bitchy.
I have to admit that I didn’t reply to that yet.? Why?? I don’t think there is any words that would change her attitude.? I have decided to wait a few days, let things calm down before I send her a email.? The problem hasn’t changed.? The sex is bad.? I’m not excited about giving Karma Sutra lessons.
And let’s think about it.? If I give Mormon Girl Karma Sutra lessons, that means there’s still going to be a lot of bad sex in the future.? Since she only comes to Dallas twice a year, it could take 2-3 years before there’s a quality sex life.? I already know what some of you are thinking, she’s moving to Dallas.? Well, if she’s in Dallas it could still be months before she is a sexual beast.
Normally I wouldn’t have this type of conversation through email, but I think the phone conversation would turn ugly.? I’m positive that she would verbally unload on me.? And in some strange way, she would be justified to do so.? Why?? Because I didn’t mention my sexual displeasure.
As I write this, i’m trying to decide if I want to lie or make up an excuse.? I’m sure I could tell her, “I have a girlfriend.”? The problem with that I haven’t mentioned one over the last few months and I don’t make it a practice to tell lies.? My procrastination is going to bite me in the ass.
So my delima is, should you immediately express your sexual displeasure?? Would you rather have someone express their displeasure in person, email, yahoo messenger or text message?? Maybe I should tell her over drinks while she’s here.? Should I just tell her the truth or should I attempt to sugar coat it?
