Dating A Hospital Nurse – Pt. 2

by User ImageEathan on February 3, 2009

As I mentioned yesterday, one of the nurses was flirting with me at the hospital. ?It was day 3 and I wasn’t able to focus much of my attention on anything outside of Dirt Bike Boy. ?The flirting started with her walking by with a big smile on her face and a brief hello. ?I could tell from her green eyes that she was being more than just a friendly gesture.

By day 5, Dirt Bike Boy was feeling much better. ?He was playing video games, walking around the hospital, and ect. ?I decided that now would be the time to approach the attractive nurse. ?The only problem was, most hospital nurses work only 3 days a week. ?I wasn’t sure if Dirt Bike Boy would get discharged before she was scheduled to work again. ?So I had to calculate when she would be back at work. ?So I made sure I checked out all the other nurse stations, to make sure I didn’t miss the rotation.

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**Program Notice – There’s a lot of attractive, single and HOT nurses**

Day 6 was my lucky day. ?I arrived in the evening as usual and poof she was walking down the hallway. ?Once again we both smiled, spoke and briefly flirted with our eyes. ?At this point I knew that I had 3 days of crossing her path. ?Since she worked night shift, she spent extra time at the nurse’s station during slow periods. ?I just needed to plan it when there wasn’t 6 other nurses there also.

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On day 7 our normal night nurse was in the room talking to Dirt Bike Boy and I (the ex was gone). ?Midway during the converstation, the sexy hot nurse walked in the room to interrupt. ?After she asked her question, I mentioned that she hasn’t been our nurse yet. ?She laughed and then I took the opportunity to introduce myself and get her name. ?She blushed when I told her, “that’s one name I won’t forget.”

After she left I mentioned to our regular nurse that I know her from some where. ?I pretended that it was from being out in Addison on the weekends. ?The nurse then said, I think she goes out in Addison too. ?That’s when I knew that I was on the right track. ?Now I just needed to find my hospital handbook and make sure there wasn’t a full staff of nurses there when I made my move. ?Why? ?Because not all the nurses were single. ?A couple of the nurses were married. ?A couple of the nurses were black women & ?swirl haters. ?And then there are always the ugly ones who just want attention. ?There’s no way I was going to put myself through this without a alcoholic beverage.

So it was about 1130pm and the hospital floor was quiet. ?Dirt Bike Boy was asleep and the Ex was back. ?It was time for me to make my way home. ?When I stepped out the room, I noticed 3 nurses at the station. ?So as I walked by, I made my move. ?I told everyone I was tired and was going home. ?I was saying good night to everyone and talking about how a cold beer sounded good. ?They all agreed.

As I walked by, I said, “if I could only remember where in Addison I’ve seen you at, my night would be complete.” ?All the nurses got quiet and she smiled. ?The conversation was on. ?We began to talk about different places that we both hang out at. ?Since I’ve lived in Dallas for years, I’ve gone to every bar, pub and lounge in Addison. ?Within a few minutes, I got her number. ?And I did it with the approval of the other 2 nurses. ?None of them seem to object at all and the Ex wasn’t aware of it all either.

My timing couldn’t be better. ?On day 8 Dirt Bike Boy was discharged from the hospital. ?If I waited, I would’ve missed out. ?So as I think about it, dating a nurse could have some advantages. ?They have job security. ?There’s always medical advice on your speed dial. ?If I ever take Viagra and the erection lasts longer than 4 hours, she will know what to do.

Do you think I did the right thing?

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Lance February 3, 2009 at 8:09 am

Fucking smooth and well executed. Well done. I love nurses, they’re always rockin. I think I saw a list somewhere that said nurses, teachers, and maybe saleswomen were the craziest?? Anyway, keep us updated.

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Eathan Reply:

Thanks. I knew you would appreciate this one. ;) FYI I can confirm nurses, teachers and saleswomen are the craziest.

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snowbunnyintx Reply:

um I am a sales woman and I am not crazy, well maybe sometimes hahaha

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Eathan Reply:

uhh… yeah you are crazy .. More than you want to admit..lol

Lance Reply:

Dude, you’re crazy. I can tell.

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snowbunnyintx February 3, 2009 at 8:42 am

You crack me up! That was awesome! I hope it works out. That would be great. The way you did that was pretty smooth too. And one day you will have to tell her how it all went down and she will blush and love that you did all of that to get her #! GOOD JOB! Keep us posted!

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Eathan Reply:

I’m glad I crack you up.. I do my best. I told ya I got a few good skillz. ;)

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Daryl February 3, 2009 at 9:02 am

Smooth! Smooth! Makes me remember the one nurse I was with – she was a freak freak freak! LOL. Have fun my brutha!

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Eathan Reply:

Thanks. I’ll try to have as much fun as possible..

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Infinity February 3, 2009 at 11:31 am

Good job. I love all this build up with the notes and chocolates and other nonsense and you just did what any normal guy should do. Just go up there and get it!

You showed a lot courage doing such a thing in front of her fellow workers. That mostly helped your chances. It happens less often than people think.

Overall, good job!

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Eathan Reply:

Thanks bro. Hit me up on twitter…

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dadshouse February 3, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Dude, you are so smooth. I’m in awe. And your last line about viagra is funny as hell. Props.

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Eathan Reply:

Thanks…I’m just being me. ;) I always wondered why they have that in those commercials..lol

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Dr. Feelgood February 3, 2009 at 7:05 pm

Boy, I catch you stealing my pootang again, Imma gonna turn you into a Eunuch! Ain’t there enough nookie for you in your line of work and in Addison!? Damn you are greedy! LOL

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krn February 5, 2009 at 11:41 am

Okay, I posted late on the other entry about the nurse. I’m glad your son is doing well!

Good for you on getting her number.

I do have a tiny bit of friendly advice on dating a nurse, though. We will take care of you when you are sick, but we expect the same from you (no stethoscope needed, simple stuff is fine). We are smarter than most people know, but don’t always let on when off shift. Not all of us are crazy, but we know crazy when we see it and some of us like it. Viagra jokes? No, thanks. We’ve heard ‘em all.

Have fun!!!

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Lance February 6, 2009 at 8:02 am

Swirl hater! Great term!

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Nephie February 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm

I see you Hitch!!! LMAO…

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Jess November 28, 2009 at 2:29 pm

what happened with the nurse?Did you two ever go out?
btw, lmao @ “Swirl hater” : ) Great blog!!

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