This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement”) is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2009, by_______________________, between ____________ and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over – unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM – we don’t have shit to talk about.
4. None of that “lovemaking” crap – only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Do you love me? Where are we heading with this?) The answer is no and nowhere, so don’t ask.
6. No plans made in advance – that is why you are called the “back-up,” unless you are from out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted – money is always good.8. No baby talk – however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers – it’s really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other “friends with privileges” – we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK – don’t be offended.
12. No extra clothing – I don’t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex-it’s over, so get your ass up and gohome.
14. Don’t be offended if I don’t ask if you enjoyed it – I don’t care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: “My roommate’s girlfriend /boyfriend.”
17. Doggie style preferred – just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME – so don’t keep calling.
20. The most important one – no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
21. Bring your own drink – I am not your liquor store.
22. No phone use, please – don’t want anyone calling back looking for your ass. *EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The above rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

“Sure, as long as I get to pick out the second man!”

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I’d be wary of the photo sessions. You never know where those might land.

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I’ve dropped rules over time, because as you point out, the adrenaline rush of trying something new keeps sex (and often relationships) exciting and fresh. Other than heavy bondage and functions better left to the bathroom, there aren’t a lot of things I wouldn’t consider, or haven’t done, with the right guy (or gal ). (Cameras aren’t off the list, but they’re not my favorite either, given how easy it is to put something out there on the Internet. Even if you’ve been with someone for a while, there’s no telling what happens if you break up.)

I think for me, being in control of the situation makes it easier to decide which boundaries I’m willing to break. Someone who doesn’t know you, is willing to comply with your list, Eathan, and completely relinquish all power in the situation (especially the no questions part) seems like someone who has boundary issues with men in general. If I don’t know someone well, I’m usually only comfortable pushing limits of sexual behavior when I’m calling the shots.

I confess I’ve done things like you describe above. One night last year I hooked up with a man with whom I’d only exchanged emails through an online dating service (we had corresponded for quite a while). To make a long story short, I texted him and told him to meet me in the back row of a high-end movie theatre, where I would be sipping red wine. I added that I was wearing a skirt with no panties (which I knew was his favorite from our emails), high heels, and expensive perfume. We wound up getting it on in the back of the theatre. It was thrilling to know that at any second we could get caught.

It’s not my usual MO, but it was nice for a change. While I don’t feel like I’m in that college age everything-is-an-experiment mode, it’s nice to push limits once in a while. I also think there are differences between fantasies that you keep just in your imagination and fantasies you’d like to someday act on. Sometimes the right person and the right time can transform the former into the latter. That, to me, is when things really get fun…

If I went straight to the handcuffs..she might have called me Rick James or something.