For many of you, TR37 is a familiar name from 2008. ?TR37 and I have a wild and twisted history to say the least. ?For the most part it was nothing more than just bottles of wine and hot sex. ?Every now and then we had fun, but she spent most of the time mad at me and claiming her undying love for me. ?After several months of not speaking to her, she emailed me.
TR37 wanted to tell me how she was at happy hour and tapped ‘my twin’ on the shoulder. ?Of course, it wasn’t me. ?She said it was embarrassing since she had a couple margaritas and ‘my twin’ had a wife who didn’t think it was funny. ?After she told me this, I could only imagine her walking up to a stranger expecting a hug and a kiss only to find out he’s the wrong guy.
We exchanged emails the rest of the day and spoke about going out for drinks, aka wild sex. ?Eventually I agreed to meeting her on Saturday. ?It seemed to be a different approach from our normal, come over for wine and the naked Tango. ?Since it was St. Patrick’s Day weekend, I was in the mood for beer and food. ?It seemed like a good idea.
TR37 emailed me her address and I went over Saturday morning ?(I’ve never gone to her house before). ?It has been almost 5 months since we’ve seen each other. ?We greeted with a huge hug and a kiss. ?I walked in and noticed her cute town home. ?It was cozy and reflected her personality. ?Nothing seemed out of place. ?Everything was clean and neat. ?I love a good clean house.
We both sat on the sofa, sitting on separate ends. ?We made small talk while watching the movie Duets. ?After that we The Pirates of the Caribbean. ?This movie is meant to be watched with surround sound. ?Unfortunately, hers wasn’t working correctly. ?With in 20 minutes I had it fixed. ?I was back on the sofa and TR37 was snuggled next to me. ?Nothing explains the relationship I have with TR37 better than this movie, Pirates of the Caribbean #3.
Around 2pm I was hungry and ready for food. ?I suggested we get into the St. Patty’s Day spirit and head towards Dallas. ?Our destination was Chuy’s. ?We had a couple drinks and a late lunch. ?As always the food was great! ?While I’m sitting there with TR37, I noticed a cute, mid-20′s server. ?This blond server was standing behind TR37. ?It was evident that she didn’t want to be seen. ?I smiled and kept talking. ?About 30 minutes later I realized who she was. ?She was the bartender that I asked out when I was there last year. ?She was flirting with me. ?I was trying to stay focused on TR37 so that I didn’t experience another emotional outburst. ?During one of her sentences, TR37 leaned over to block my view. ?I guess I was zoned out and was checking out the waitress’ ass. (it was a great ass, even for a white girl)
Amazingly TR37 didn’t turn around to see who or what I was looking at. ?She just said, “you would be shit out of luck if you were blind.” ?Of course, I closed my eyes and waved my hands around to illustrate how I would act if I was blind. ?We both laughed and continued our conversation.
**noted to self.. go back and ask the waitress/bartender on a serious date**
TR37 spent almost 2 hours at Chuy’s and then we decided we need more green beer. ?She drove us to The Fox and The Hound. ?It was there we had a few cold drafts to finish off the afternoon. ?Most of the time we’re there, we chatted about our turbulent past. ?I couldn’t remember the first place we met, but I remember all the other times. ?To her surprised, I laughed about her going off on me at Starbucks last year. ?It’s funny to laugh at, but I didn’t forget. ?By the second round of drinks TR37 was feeling affectionate. ?She hugged and kissed me. ?She once again told me how much she missed me. ?I wasn’t sure what to say except, “I miss you too.” ( in some strange delusional and sexual way) ?She also mentioned that she still loves me. ?Is that possible? ?Can you still be in love with someone months later? ?Or is she just in love with my Dickmotization?
TR37 admitted that she’s gone on a few dates with a white doctor. ?I laughed so hard. ?I almost spit out my Shiner Black. ?I asked her if she was trying to make me jealous, it wasn’t working. ?She said he asked her out and she figured what the hell. ?She mentioned that it was just a date or two and it wasn’t serious. ?As normal, I didn’t even acknowledge it any further.
Around 630pm I was ready to go home. ?I had work to do. ?We headed back to her place so I could get my car and head home. ?When we arrived at her place, we kissed. ?That kiss led to another kiss and to another. ?Before we knew it, I was standing in her living room with her hand down my jeans. ?She immediately said, ‘where’s my son?”
TR37 has a teenage son and luckily he wasn’t there. ?After a brief phone call, she said “quick he’s on his way back in 10 minutes.. we have time for a super quickie.” ?We rushed to the bedroom and got to our naked tango. ?The sexual tension had her worked up all day. ?I knew I wouldn’t climax and it didn’t take long for her.
Immediately after, I had a revelation. ?It was a flashback about would you have sex in the room next to your kids. (thanks SingleMommyhood & Dadshouse) ?I almost started talking about it with TR37, but then I would have to disclose IDW to her. ?That would probably start a bitch session of colossus size.
So after a fun filled afternoon and a climatic finish, I was headed home. ?I’m still shocked how one email transformed into a afternoon of playful fun. ?The big question is, how long will this last? ?Knowing the history of TR37, will this last longer than 2 weeks? ?Will it end with her mad and pissed off? ?The one thing I can say is, crazy women have great sex!
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