Warning Will Robinson!

by Eathan

Yesterday I told about my Spring Fling ’09. ?It was exciting and thrilling. ?I mentioned how I was getting a BJ from RC29 in the back of a mini-van. ?And without any advance warning or notice, I lost it in her mouth. ?But from some of the comments left by the women, I realized that it brings up another topic of discussion. ?Should a man give warning or notice that he is going to orgasm in her mouth?

Lindsay said – “Why do women always ask for the warning?“

Nikki said – “tsk, tsk, tsk. you know your are wrong?it?s bad enough you gave no warning…just polite to let the other person know.

I’ve thought back to when I’m giving oral to a woman I was dating. ?Some of them were quiet type and others were the screamers that caused the neighbors to call the police. ?But I can honestly say I didn’t require a warning. ?I remember Krazy V. ?She would hold a pillow over her face, because she didn’t like her facial expressions during an orgasm. ?(I’m not sure how she knew what her face looked like… but she is Krazy V for a reason.)

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I started to wonder what my reaction would’ve been if I heard a voice or alarm that said, “danger Will Robinson….she’s having a orgasm.” ?

Seriously, do I need a warning? ?Do I want a warning? ?

So I still wonder what makes some of these white women say, “tell me when you’re about to cum.” ?The fact is, I’m tickling her tonsils and the goal is to orgasm. ?Isn’t it? ?

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Comparing this to when I’m returning the favor, an orgasm is the ultimate compliment. ?It says, “job well done.” ?It says, “damn that’s what I needed.” ?It also says, “you’re a talented m*fer.”

Why would you want a warning? ?Do they give warnings before you win the Lotto? ?Should we give warnings before the game winning touchdown in the Super Bowl? ?

I understand the women who say that they hate the taste or it makes them gag. ?But that makes me wonder, why chance the result by the action? ?

So I have to get the opinion of the ladies. ?Why do you want a warning? ?Are you allergic to a brotha’s love juice? ?Do you only taste or swallow with men that you have a serious relationship with? ?Does swallowing have some type of psychological meaning??

Guy’s I want to hear your opinion too.

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Article by Eathan

Life long interracial dater and father of two.  Currently resides in Dallas and socially active in the DFW area.  You can connect with Eathan on Twitter and Facebook.

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  • No warning necessary. As you say the goal is to achieve the squirt. Gag? I never gag. Tickle on I say and let those juices flow. Sweet.

    <abbr>Dees last blog post..I Hold No Brief for Zac</abbr>
  • Eric
    Lmfao cocoa puff juice... DOL(dying of laughter). I think the spontaniety of it is what makes it hot in some cases, but in fairness I would give a warning. It also depends on her skill level. As for her to give me warning if she were about to squirt, well I'll just have to see when I cross that slippery birdge...
  • Bookwormm21
    Why would I want a warning? Ummmm because I don't want to choke and have jizz come out my nose or throw up on the guy. Winning the lottery or seeing your team score during the Superbowl are good (and possibly surprising) things, but they don't involve a hot, salty fluid being shot directly down my throat.

    Some guys taste fine; some taste absolutely awful. Personally, I have never not swallowed. I go out of my way to please the guy I'm with - and most guys I've been with think it's hot when a woman swallows. However, I can completely understand a woman who loves to give head but doesn't want to a) choke or b) swallow cum that tastes completely disgusting. Let me ask you - wouldn't you rather have a woman pleasure you orally but not swallow than not receive the oral pleasure at all?

    Why would I like a warning (especially if I haven't been with the guy enough times to know his warning signs)? Because I don't want to choke. Swallowing is easier if you're prepared.

    Am I allergic to "a brotha's love juice?" Um, no. But I am allergic to the term "love juice."

    Do I only taste or swallow if I'm in a serious relationship? No. Again, I've always swallowed.

    Does swallowing have psychological meaning? To me, no, but I guess to some women it might.

    Sorry this was long.
  • Priscilla
    Yeah, what she said.

    That, and if a guy does that to me (AND thinks it's amusing, hot, worth boasting about) he's done in the oral department. For good. Don't care if it's a booty call, FWB, or regular partner--I'd never trust him not to try it again. If you want mindless pleasure without having to give a warning, discuss it ahead of time to make sure your partner's on board. Even if you're being spontaneous, BJs take a while--there's plenty of time to make sure she knows you might lose it without the tap first.

    Now if she had barfed in your lap? THAT would have been more fun to read.
  • Sherry
    Would it be more fun to read? 'Cause it's happened to me one NYE. Nobody likes puke party girl....LOL
  • Sweeeet
    LMAO...maybe you shouldn't have mixed "cock"tails!!!
  • So it all comes down to the choke factor? That's cool.
    I'm glad your reply was long.
  • Bookwormm21
    Lol, yeah, it's all about choking.

    Think about this: if you were to make a protein shake, add some salt, heat the protein shake up, put it in one of those water bottles where you like pull the top up to drink (not sure if you know what I mean, but you get the idea), stick the water bottle down your throat (with the top thing open), and squeeze the bottle, hard, so the hot salt/protein shake mix squirts out. That is the closest thing I can think of to what it's like to swallow. It's hard to do on no notice.

    As for squirting, I know that when it's happened to me, it has been nothing like when most men finish. There just isn't as much fluid and it is released differently, so it doesn't really go right into his mouth.
  • BEDTIME STORY
    E I have to agree with everything you've said. Any woman who's gonna let the chocolate spoon travel down her throat should always be prepared to catch the coco puff juice (baaahhahaaa never heard that one made me laugh). I mean the chocolate spoon does go with the coco puff juice right? So ladies always pay attention to your mans sites & sounds because he shouldn?t have to tell you.

    I?m lovin the article lots of opinions on this one.!!!!
  • Nephie
    OMG Chocolate Spoon....that is fabulous! LMAO
  • I don't think that's fair to say- that if you don't want to get a hot spoonful down the throat you shouldn't do it at all. The act itself is nothing and giving someone pleasure and being in control is great, but that's not only not courteous to your partner but dangerous. You can't choke on pussy but you sure as hell could choke on dick. :/

    <abbr>Andreas last blog post..Funny for today</abbr>
  • When was the last time you heard about someone on the news choking on dyck? Seriously?? hmmm
  • I never claimed anyone choked on the coochie. I'm just saying be ready. ;)
  • LMAO by DEFINITION no one's ever choked on a cooch...It just can't even fit in there! Think of it like this: you are enjoying a banana and out of nowhere BAM! Hot coconut juice comes out of it! Have you lowered your soft palate to keep it from going down your throat? Have you raised the back of your tongue to keep it from making it's way all over your uvula? No! Because YOU WEREN'T READY! And there in lies the danger of choking on a dick.
    ;)

    P.S. this is also why getting your face f*cked is not a good idea. Guys, that sucks. You can choke or suffocate us.

    <abbr>Andreas last blog post..Funny for today</abbr>
  • Eathan, OMG. I am kind of annoyed at this post. It rings of the stereotypical selfish male. There are many reasons why a woman may want warning and I will tell some of mine.
    First, I don't spit OR swallow. It's happened twice in my life and that second time I was in love. So if, for whatever reason, I am blowing a guy I am fairly casual with, a warning is necessary so he can unload somewhere other than my mouth. However;
    IF I were choosing to let him do it, you must keep in mind that you, the man, are preparing to unload a very warm, bitter fluid into the back of the throat and mouth. Would you close your eyes and let someone pour hot cocoa down your throat without your knowing? Not likely. There's no knowing with what force your ejaculate will come out with and if it hits the back of the throat, no matter how much of a pro you are, it will probably make a lady gag. I have virtually no gag reflex and can deep throat like nobody's business but if that stuff hits the tonsils....I'm about to gag thinking about it.
    My next point is about returning the favor. You may be eating downtown but the difference is that, for most of us, we are not squirting anything into the back of your throat. And, out of courtesy, I always give warning. I want the guy to know he did a good job and that he can stop soon, it'll start to hurt in a second.
    I hope that helps to clarify this "oh so bizarre" mystery for you. :)
  • Well I guess you're not a squirter. Just for arguement sake, lets say I'm doing my thing with my mouth AND fingers.. and I hit the right spot.. she will squirt. Where does that go when I'm down there? Doesn't that have the same effect on me as it would if the roles were reversed? (minus the location of the organ in your mouth) I'm just curious of your thought?
  • Well, would your fingers do a lot of the deflecting in the first place? And I don't know that my knowledge or research has ever told me that every woman is a squirter- and while I have had some pretty strong orgasms, I never have.
    For the sake of argument, the organ is not IN your mouth so you still have a lot more control over where it goes. Not to be crass but there is a difference between "eating" and "swallowing"...

    <abbr>Andreas last blog post..Funny for today</abbr>
  • The next time I'm around your part of town I will just have to pick your brain!

    <abbr>Andreas last blog post..Funny for today</abbr>
  • Oh, that would be an interview for the books! I think this discussion even happens because guys don't know how much work really goes into giving a BJ in the first place. A lot of muscular coordination and a lack of preparation can just be alarming. I've almost given a guy a slap over it. Hm. This conversation has started another convo that really is worth copying down!

    <abbr>Andreas last blog post..Funny for today</abbr>
  • lol.. i need to interview you.
  • Robin
    The reason for a warning may be because she is not in the mood to swallow. She wants to give the bj but not actually swallow...Is there something wrong with that? Maybe she wants to see you cum...maybe even have you cum on her, not in her mouth...or wants you to shoot it in her mouth...???? I can usually tell when a man is going to cum, but there has been a few occassions that I cannot tell so I if I do not want to swallow I will say warn me, just incase.
  • So you have to be in the mood to swallow? Or did she want me shoot on her shirt in the van? hmmmmm
  • robin
    Yes, sometimes I do have to be in the mood to swallow. And to add on to Andrea's point...I wont just let any man cum in my mouth and I just dont swallow for everyone. Sometimes it does taste bad or may gag you. Although sometimes it is exciting to not know, but if she asks then you should pull out, tap her, or something. And hey, maybe she did want you to cum on her shirt, maybe her neck, or maybe on her lips and tongue so you could watch her.

    Which brings me to a question. Do men prefer to just shoot it in the back of a woman's throat or does he prefer to watch himself cum in a woman's mouth, on her lips, tongue?? I would think watching would be more exciting. ;)
  • I'm not sure what my coco puff juice tastes like...but I do eat a lot of sweet fruit. I heard that helps the flavor.

    I have a preference on the location of the shooting.. but I'll save that for another post that I'm working on.
  • Nephie
    Well, E! Most of the time I know without a warning...I say, if you pay attention to what you are doing, you'll know...

    But for those who don't know...I would say warn a sista if she's a booty call, or a FWB but if she's a partner that you are with frequently, I say she needs no warning...she should already be at a point to where she knows you and how you like it and how long it usually takes...So, what would be the purpose???

    That's just my two cents...LOL
  • hmmm.. Does that mean a Booty Call or FWB shouldn't be going down if they aren't prepared to taste the Coco Puff Juice? ;)

    leave more than 2 cents... how about another 3 to make a nickle.
  • Nephie
    Well, E...If you're gonna give head, be prepared for anything to happen...and I guess in her case, she was in a van in a parking garage and might would have went somewhere else after the encounter, I prolly would have swallowed just for sake of cleanliness...
    A kind warning for a partner who doesn't have frequent experience with you would prolly be considered curtious....

    and now for my 5th cent...I have a question that might be off subject but I'm sure inquiring minds want to know...since you have magic squirting experience via many different methods (or so you say)...I want to know if a woman's vanilla bean Frapiccunio tastes different from her whip cream???? and is it better in combination? and do all women taste different?
  • ummmm.. yeah I know. stay tuned lol
  • Nephie
    ummmmmm E???? U didn't answer the question......
  • dayummm... there's a lot of horny people. Ya'll blew up this topic. :D
  • I've had women tell me they need no warning, because they can tell when I'm going to come. And if I'm expected to give a warning, then I can't exactly lay back and totally release. When we trade places, I certainly don't expect the woman to warn me of anything. (Nor do I care)

    So, for this particular act, I prefer just being blissfully mindless, and the woman can do whatever she is comfortable doing. Like you said, if they don't like doing it, don't do it. Why chance the result with the action, indeed?

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  • I agree with you... don't sexpect a warning. (nor do I care)
  • snowbunnyintx
    I can't do nothing but laugh on the grounds of incriminating myself I will only laugh. :) hahahaha
  • ok.. ya can't get off that easy. (great play on words) ya have to give us a clue... spit or swallow. Even though I bet I know which one... but tell why.. Do tell.
  • snowbunnyintx
    Obviously you do not do this with every man you may encounter. Only someone you are in an exclusive relationship with. I guess I should have said that in my post. If it is just an FWB or a booty call then yes depending on just how freaky I am feeling and I would have to be feeling pretty damn freaky at the time to swallow.
  • snowbunnyintx
    Ok, I will get technical then....lol the only reason we need a warning is not to gag (due to size of object being thy mouth) and to be ready to swallow! lol :)

    I agree with you it is a compliment to me if a man can cum from giving oral sex but only after you have gone a round or two already cause some guys can't get back up after that no matter how hard you try hahaha
  • We all know that women are fragile when it comes to the words that men say during the act and it can break the mood. What if you're really into the guy.. does it have the same effect as the booty call guy? Do you cut him some slack because you know him so well?
  • mzn!k!
    I have to agree with the gagging factor, but even more importantly, if this particular man is really a man who's jiz you want in your mouth? I'm a bit of a germ a phob myself, and if he doesn't have perfection in all areas, there is no way I am about to swallow his juices. Might I add, sometimes it takes giving him that tlc in the beginning to really decide if you want to give him anything else, or better yet, how much he really deserves! I've come to a complete stop over a man saying something stupid that totally turned me off from him. Of course the "sorry's" come out but its already too late because I am outta there and moving on. Why is it that men think they have some kind of "rights" to a blow job? So Yes, it is absolutely necessary to tell a woman your about to blow your microscopic worms into her mouth so she can decide if your worthy...unless you've tasted your own semen that is...eghh I'm gagging. If you dont, you might be at risk of having it spit back at you! lol!
  • robin
    I agree with going the round or two first!
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