Recently I had two experiences that made me wonder about something. It’s been said that women have two different sets of panties. There are the sexy, hot, lacy thongs. And then there are those so huge they can cover the back of a Volkswagen Bug, that women wear when they don’t feel so hot and sexy. Does this same principle apply when it comes to bed sheets or linens?
A couple weeks ago I was at he house of a new FWB. CM35 is 5’3″ blond with blue eyes. CM35 is divorced with 2 kids. And like most single parents, her kids are gone for 1/2 the summer with their father. She and I met during one of my online dating experiences. She and I met for drinks one evening after work. Our conversation was good. We shared common interests. We seemed to get along well and we both decided to see if we are sexually compatible. Since this was a work night, we planned to see each other on the weekend. So the following Friday evening we decided to hook up. So after I spent the evening with some of my friends at Shops of Legacy, I made my way to her house. When I arrived it was 130am. Even though I had a couple drinks, I noticed that the linens on her bed seemed to be a bit rough. I would imagine that these type of sheets could’ve been used during the making of Broke Back Mountain. They didn’t match up to her style of dress and personality. Honestly, I pictured these type of sheets for someone who enjoyed going camping or spending time in a mountain cabin. I began to wonder, are these her replacement sheets? What happened to the ones that are on the bed when a woman is expecting Mr Choco-Goodbar? Hmmm..
The second time I experienced it from a different perspective. Last week I had a overnight guest. I won’t mention her name because I promised that I wouldn’t. But after spending some quality time talking and just relaxing, we decided to finish the evening with some intimate monkey love. We made our way to my bedroom. As things heated up we peeled back the comforter and climbed into bed. As soon as her ass hit my bed she proclaimed, “I love your sheets! They are so soft and not what I expected.” Not what she expected? She rolled around my bed smiling and rubbing her hands.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t spend $300 on a set of sheets for my bed. But I’m not sleeping on sandpaper either. I just want to be comfortable in my own bed, even when I’m alone.
Is it too much for a guy to like 800 count sheets and to be comfortable? So I’m curious if bed sheets are on the same level of a woman’s panties. Are their different sheets for Monday – Friday? And do you have special sheets for the nights when you are having hot monkey love sex?

