Last year I met LG32. She and I have remained friends. We never actually dated, we hung out a few times. Every few months she would come by to have a couple glasses of wine and a catch a movie and hook up for a booty call. One of the most memorable moments was during sex her Nuva Ring came out. And to the amazement of my readers, I didn’t stop having sex. I continued.
Recently LG32 and I have been texting back and forth. She’s experiencing a few tough times and wanted to get out of the house. So I invited her to come to see me. But everytime she was planning to come over, she was drunk. So of course she never made it. For a church girl, I didn’t think she was a heavy drinker. Well I decided to drive over to her house and check out where she lived.
LG32 gave me directions and I headed over there. Even though it was late, I knew that this would be a peek into her life. I kept LG32 on the phone as I drove over. She had been drinking and I was afraid that if I hung up she would fall asleep and wouldn’t answer the door. So after a 30 minute drive, I knocked on her door. LG32 is 5’9″ tall, blond hair and grey eyes. But as soon as she opened the door, I realized it wasn’t what she looked like.
DAMN… this house was a total wreck! It looked like a war zone. There was mail, paper, cloths and anything else you can think of all over the house. I was practically speechless, but I kept a smile on my face. LG32 gave me a hug and tried to give me a kiss. But I turned my cheek. I could smell alcohol on her breath. She asked if I wanted something to drink. I declined her offer. It seemed like she had enough for both of us. After looking around, I found out she was drinking Vodka and wine. OMG, that’s disgusting!
LG32 began to tell me how loosing her job has turned her life upside down. I could only listen. She finally cleared a spot next to me on the sofa and sat down next to me. Within minutes she was flirting and stroking me. I know that LG32 expected me to come over for a booty call, but the condition of her house and her drunk ass was a turn off. LG32 began to give me a BJ. The problem was, I began to look around at the messy house and wasn’t into it. I tried to close my eyes and imagine my surroundings different. But it wasn’t working. I was semi-limp. After 10 minutes, I finally got erect. I knew it wouldn’t last and I also knew she wouldn’t stop until I finished. I reached down and grabbed her head by the ears. I held her head still until I popped.
It was finally over. I was done. And LG32 was passed out on the sofa naked, spread eagle. I looked around her house and just couldn’t imagine spending another minute there. I left. I don’t think she even knew I was gone.
It seems like she’s depressed over the job loss. Maybe I should have some mutual friends go by and check on her. I can’t imagine being her Go-To-Guy any longer. Even though she’s always maintained good personal hygiene, I can’t excuse her house.
I texted her the next morning. She messaged back, “I’m sorry for being so drunk last night…” What about her house being a pig stye? Should I bring that up?

