It’s Friday and I’m in a good mood for several reasons. As most people are in Dallas, I’m a Cowboys Fan. And I’m excited that Tony Romo has broken up with Jessica Simpson. The Cowboys might have a real chance to win with out her hanging around. Why is those important to me and IDW? Well in my moments of loving lusting white women, I will admit that men are judged by the women they choose to date. And Tony Romo has become a victim of bad judgment.
As a black man who appreciates beautiful white women, Jessica Simpson is only a shadow of Romo’s ex, Carrie Underwood. I’ve had several years to watch Jessica Simpson implode. At one time she was a good face to look at, but she insisted to be heard and not just seen. That was a mistake. From her reality show with ex-husband and her dumb ass comments regarding chicken of the sea, she’s 10 light bulbs short of Las Vegas billboard. I have considered over looking her lack of intelligence, but I can’t image her being able to pussy whip anyone.
Her sudden rise to fame was partially based on her singing ability. But after close analysis and 3 cds, I’ve concluded she can’t sing. The only entertaining part is watching her molest herself while she sings. It’s not that I don’t like Jessica Simpson.. I just don’t have any love for her.
I’ve been reminded by AH32, aka Painted Her Toes, she has a multi-million company that sells some of the most sexiest shoes that a white woman could ever wear. Even though I’ve never dated anyone who would admit to wearing her shoes, I don’t think that would be enough to justify the QB of America’s Team to get a free pass for dating her.
On the other hand I look at Romo’s previous girlfriend, Carrie Underwood a with large smile. Underwood is practically the girl next door gone country. She spent a few months as a contestant on American Idol. And now she’s a top selling country music super star. I’ve surfed the net for a bad picture of her and I can’t find it. I’ve attempted to find something bad to say about her, but I can’t. She seems normal and humble when she is interviewed. She’s well dressed, well managed and real sexy.
If I had to guess who would be the better girlfriend, Underwood would have my vote! It’s not often that I think about having a celebrity wish list, but Carrie Underwood is on mine.
So have to ask, is Tony Romo just an idiot? Would a black man trade Carrie Underwood for Jessica Simpson? What are the chances that Carrie Underwood would go black?
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