A couple months ago I mentioned that I had a social excursion with LA42. We spent some a couple hours at Starbucks. From the time I saw her, I was attracted to her. She and I frequent some of the same places, but the main problem was her best friend. Her best friend is my arch nemesis. We don’t get along. So we mutually decided that it was best that we not pursue a relationship, because of her friendship with my arch nemesis.
Since our meeting, we see each other out on a regular basis. We always hug and talk. And I have to admit that she looks sexy. Most recently I saw her at Down Under Pub in Frisco. I was there having drinks with my good friend MoodyBytch. I turned around to see LA42 walking through the door. Damn girl, was the thought going through my mind. She looked good. She was wearing a sexy top that showed cleavage, but I noticed her jeans. Those jeans seemed to hug her hips perfectly. They weren’t too tight and they weren’t too loose.
She walked right up to me with a big smile and said hi. She gave me a big hug. I took one deep breath and could smell her perfume. Of course I mentioned that she smelled wonderful. She asked if it was ok to sit next to me. I told her, “I was hoping you would sit by me.” I introduced her to MoodyBytch and ordered her a glass of Chardonnay. For the next hour the three of us just chilled out together.
In the middle of our conversation a older white guy walked up to LA42 and said she looked lonely. LA42 had a look of amazement on her face, while I laughed loudly. LA42 mentioned that she wasn’t lonely and was hanging out with MoodyBytch and I. He walked away with a look of defeat, but MoodyBytch and I couldn’t stop laughing at him. (he used a pick up line from 1976)
Eventually I told LA42, “I can’t believe you are single and have a hard time meeting a quality guy.” She quickly reminded me, “I’m picky.”
She then replied, “I can’t believe you’re single and have a hard time meeting a quality guy woman.” I laughed. She quickly said, “oh yeah.. you’re picky too.”
LA42 began to question me about my dating habits. I had to tell her it was better described as social excursions. Of course this lead to use discussion how many women I keep on social reserves. She seemed shocked that I would have women that I would only call for movies. Others for dinner. Some for sporting events. And of course those select few who would be a booty call. But I also assured her that IF I found a woman that fulfilled all my needs, I would date that woman exclusively. She seemed intrigued.
So for the next hour we began to go over our list of likes and dislikes. The more I look at her, the more I want her. She was practically seducing me with her conversation. She kept showing me her freshly pedicured toes. She mentioned how much she loved sushi and steaks. She even suggested that we should go out dancing. I couldn’t help but to think how it would turn out.
Eventually one of her friends showed up. She introduced us, but I guess we met on a previous night when I was drinking heavily. So I didn’t remember her. But she knew that I have the same name of my arch nemesis. And speaking of my arch nemesis, LA42 said he was on the way.
“Damn”, I thought. If there was a way to get him out of the picture for 48-72 hours, I might have a chance. Thirty minutes later, he still wasn’t there.
As usual, I got social A.D.D.. I got side tracked by a married couple that I knew. I spent some time talking to them, but I kept looking towards LA42. I had to leave to pick up Alpha Boy, so I texted her good night.
Now I’m left with my original delima, is our attraction enough to overcome the toxic arch nemisis? Should I attempt to get along with him?

