Saturday night I planned a date night with CR31. She is someone new that I’ve been chatting with from one of the usual online dating sites. Initially our internet chat was very slow moving and lacked any kind of substance. As a last minute effort to end the awkwardness, I emailed her my number. A couple days went by and during one of our online chats I mentioned, “it would be easier if you just called me.”
“Don’t worry.. I’ll call when I’m ready to chat”, she said. I couldn’t help but to laugh. That sounds like something that I would say. So I quickly ended our conversation and moved her into my lost interest category. Over the next 2 days I kept our conversations to a minimum. It was almost like clock work, she called me. It was my lack of attention that made her call me.
So Saturday evening we planned to meet for drinks and see where things go from there. Our plan changed when I called her and invited her to meet me at Starbucks in Plano. CR31 is 5’5″ tall, strawberry blond hair, and piercing blue eyes. I noticed she was heavier than most of the women that I date, but she seemed really cool through out our conversations. She’s never been married and has no kids. She and I had a long discussion on how you can have a successful long term relationship with out being married. She totally gets the concept. She has no desire to have kids of her own. She is very close to her nephews and thinks of them as her own kids with out the stress.
We spent a hour or so at Starbucks chatting over a cup of java. Eventually that lead me to suggest that we grab something to eat. We walked 2 doors down to On The Border. It didn’t take long before we had a couple Vodka Margaritas , Coronas and something to snack on.
As Jamie Fox would say, “blame it on the alcohol.” We were having a good time and was trying to decide what we should do the rest of the evening. We decided to check out Ralphie May, Last Comic Standing fame, at the Addison Improv. The 1130pm show wasn’t sold out and that gave us time to go home to shower and change.
Ralphie May’s show was hilarious. And if you don’t learn anything from this post, humor and several alcoholic beverages is a aphrodisiac. After a bottle of wine at the Improv we decided to go to her place. Eventually we fell . I woke her up during the night in a sensual manner. It was one of those times when she couldn’t tell if she was dreaming or awake. After making sweaty monkey love wild sex, we went back to sleep.
I eventually woke up the next morning and realized something. Her apartment was totally quiet. She has no kids and no pets. She has a king size bed, as I do. She doesn’t snore and remains shaved. It appears that she has potential. I’m sure from our conversations, there will be more content coming from CR31.

