Cheaters Revenge – Swirl Style

When I say that Super-Glue has thousands of uses, there is one that it should never be used for.  Recently a black man had his member glued to his stomach.  This wasn’t an accident like the movie American Pie.  This was malicious behaviour by a group of scorned women.  And as funny as this seems, it’s a total violation of the Swirl code of behaviour.

Let me paint the picture for you.  There is a black man, we’ll call him Tyrone (just like Erykah Badu’s song).  Well Tyrone met a white woman on Craigslist – red flag.  As you can imagine it developed into a sexual relationship.  And I’m sure Tyrone was putting it down like John Henry on a railroad chain gang.  We’ll call this woman… Becky.  Becky somehow realized that Tyrone was married to Allison.

The story doesn’t stop there.  Once Becky and Allison began to compare notes and investigate, they realized he was banging someone else from Craigslist.  I’ll refer to her as Susan.  Becky and Allison contact Susan.  And as you can imagine, they were all pissed.  How could one man have relationships with all 3 of them at the same time?

Some where between these 3 genius women, they come up with a plan to get revenge.  The plan is flawless, like most criminal activities are.

One of the women seduce Tyrone to meet her at a local hotel for a afternoon of pleasure.  Once Tyrone arrived, he stripped down.  Becky tied him to the bed.  One limb in each direction.  She also blindfolded him.  That’s when Allison and Susan arrived for the fun.  Allison invited her sister to help too.  The took Super Glue and attached his member to his stomach.  OUCH!  For a few brief moments, I’m sure they laughed and made fun of him.  The probably even took pictures for their Myspace and Facebook pages.  They left him in the hotel room screaming.  And they went home.

Damn! Damn! Damn! This bunch looks like an advertising from prisonwomen.com.

I’m sure that these women were mad that they were played for fools.  But who is the fool here?  Tyrone or these 4 women?  Now these 4 women face felony charges for false imprisonment.

Over the years I’ve heard strange revenge stories.  I’ve had a couple dates attempt to get stupid with me.  But this ranks up there with Lorana Bobbit.

Is this revenge or stupidity?

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