Normally I don’t get drunk. And normally don’t drunk text. But Thanksgiving this year I did both. Since I allow my kids to spend the holidays with their mom, I usually spend the day watching football. This year was no different. I woke up late and went to Fox Sports Grille for a turkey lunch.
Fox Sports Grille has turned into my annual tradition. I’ve gone there the last few years. After having a few drinks with lunch and hanging out with a friend. I decided to change locations for the Cowboys game. So I stopped by a couple dive bars and ended up at Gecko. Of course, Gecko was busy with other sports fans. As time passed I realized I was getting drunk.
It didn’t take long before I was surrounded by a group of mid-20′s white women. Most of them were Cowboys fans and so we were very focused on the game. Since the Cowboys won, we decided to have a round of shots. Something told me to stop drinking, but I didn’t. We kept drinking during the Texas/ Texas A & M game. It was during the Texas game when I got a phone call from SF26. I didn’t answer because it was too loud in the bar to talk on the phone. So I sent a brief text. After a few friendly replies, we ended wishing each other Happy Thanksgiving. 
But like any drunk guy, texting was so much fun, I decided to text a few more of my friends. I text cousins, dates, ex’s and anyone else I could think of. The results of my texting was random. A few wished me Happy Holidays. A couple said, “who is this?” And then I had those who could find the humor of my texts.
My cousin immediately said, “your ass is drunk… duh”
Several other close friends offered to come pick me up (thanks so much). But the texts that I regret are those long and rambling ones I sent to a couple ex’s. Yes, I sent 10 a couple random messages to a couple women that I didn’t have closure with. I’m just glad they both laughed at me for my drunk texting.
Long story short, I woke up in my car at 530am.
P.S. Evidently I was hungry and went to Jack in the Box. And I’ll admit, it was the best Breakfast Jack I’ve ever had.
Who do you drunk text?
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