Comments on: I Was Drunk On Thanksgiving

By: dadshouse

dadshouse — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:07:40 +0000

I sometimes text ex’s after a late night of drinking. I always feel like Miles from Sideways. My ex’s are never amused. If I text them during the day? No problem.

By: Doc Culo

Doc Culo — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:18:05 +0000

E-
Only one reason to drunk text in my scheme….If where ever I’m located at the time has no immediate prospects for a parking lot “brain reading” seminar, or I struck out and not going to HER place for pelvis bang bang. (HER place? Just in case I throw up in the middle of the night, why dirt up my bathroom/bedroom if I’m that drunk.)
Drunk texts aren’t for closure, they’re the opening, they’re the last resort when your real time drunken charm has no effect.
Next time a female offers to pick you up because you can’t drive, say yes. The mission is to try to get back to her place. If she lets you in her bed, great. If you’re on the couch, great. Either way take all your clothes off and sleep naked, be sure to throw off any blankets for optimum exposure. You might not get it that night, but the morning is another scenerio. I call it ROUND 2.
-Doc Culo

By: Eathan

Eathan — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:19:07 +0000

no you didn’t… but a few others did… I was hammered was the words that were used by friends the next day.

By: Eathan

Eathan — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:18:13 +0000

I’m sure she does..haha..

Thanks

By: Marsha Thompson

Marsha Thompson — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:42:13 +0000

Bahahaha! You know I am cracking up! um I did not get a text that night? whats up with that? hahahaha j/k

I have 2 people I have drunk text and come to think of it need to do that really soon! hahaha

By: Redhautemoma

Redhautemoma — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:40:39 +0000

Your cousin sounds like a gem! Great post Ethan.