If I Was Tiger Woods…

by Eathan

The world’s most multi-cultural golfer has been in the news for having an affair.  His wife Elin Woods, aka black woman in white woman’s skin, acted like Bom-quita and kicked his ass.   And even though I’m tired of hearing about it in the news, I decided to chime in on the topic.  The facts are that even though Tiger is the best golfer on the planet, he’s the worst “player” in the world.  So even though I personally wouldn’t cheat on a spouse, if I was Tiger I would do everything different.

If I was Tiger Woods, I would’ve gone old school. – Golf is a game built on history and historically rich men have a mistress.  The mistress had her own home, her own life and was on the payroll.  Yes, I said payroll.  That means her bills were taken care of and she had an allowance.  The mistress stayed out of the spotlight and didn’t attempt to get on the cover of the local newspaper.  That’s old school.   299 watermark 320x240 tiger woods If I Was Tiger Woods...

I’m not saying what Tiger did was right, I’m just saying his game is weak.

If I was Tiger Woods, I would’ve taken notes from Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, and Mohammad Ali.  They had women by the dozen and stayed out of the tabloids.  Even Magic Johnson didn’t end up in the news until he announced he was HIV positive.  Michael Jordan and his wife eventually divorced, but their story wasn’t for sale to the highest bidder.

I’m not saying what Tiger did was right, I’m just saying his game is weak.

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Dr. Leah @ Singlemommyhood.com December 7, 2009 at 3:56 pm

You certainly added another point of view to the Tiger Woods conversation, which we did not consider.

We’re on record @Singlemommyhood, “No comment . . .but the whole thing is very sad.”

Thanks for mentioning our post.

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Chantelle Austin December 7, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Well that was one angle I hadn’t even considered lol!

I think it’s safe to say that there were a thousand OTHER ways Tiger could have accomplished his goal…

Here is another one that may also be considered somewhat different – http://tr.im/GS5l

:D

Chantelle

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Black Shamrock December 7, 2009 at 10:09 pm

You are correct. You don’t pay her to stay, you pay her to leave.

This won’t sway my Gatorade or Nike purchases… but I still want to be like Mike!

b.

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dadshouse December 8, 2009 at 12:10 pm

I don’t understand why Tiger had his wife Elin sign a pre-nup – the woman he was in love with and who he had children with – and he didn’t have his mistresses sign a prenup too? That’s lunacy. (I’m not condoning affairs, I’m simply looking at this from a money-protection persepctive, like Tiger did before he got married)

I’m also intrigued by some of the mom sites who were up in arms when Rhianna was assaulted by her husband, but are eerily quiet when Tiger’s wife allegedly assaulted him/his car. A few moms actually wrote “give me a club, too!” or “next time use a bat!” WTF?

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Redhautemoma December 8, 2009 at 5:44 pm

Well, there are going to be those who will get their panties in a knot about what I am about to say. Rhianna should have gotten her ass beat by Chris Brown. The reason I say that is because it wasn’t the first time he whooped that tail. Now, if this was the first time, yes he was wrong. But she stayed with him. So she deserved what she had coming to her. Hell, she has her own money, and Jay-Z as a “big brother.” They could have killed Chris if she had told them too. So no sympathy for her from me. Tiger deserved to get beat down by that little white woman. If your game is weak, you deserve whatever you have coming for you.

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Doc Culo December 8, 2009 at 10:02 pm

Let me begin by saying that I was not a big Tiger Woods fan before his ship took on water. An undeniable freak of nature on the golf course, but as a trained consultative saleman, I got television vibes off Tiger consisting of arrogance and ‘if it’s not my way, it’s the highway’ attitude. I didn’t and still don’t see him as a person with many friends. My guesss is he’s also a difficult person to live with. I believe the image created by his PR reps or handlers fell way short. Sure he’s famous with money, but they didn’t project him as a regular everyday guy. I like him more now because it shows that he’s human.
Has anyone thought about the fact that we as humans are one of the few species that stay with a mate supposedly for life? I think another might be the swan, which I had for Thanksgiving dinner (Dad’s a hunter so there’s one swan mateless).
Point is, as animals it’s not in our genetic makeup to be faithful. Society has dictated that straying is bad. Society says marry, procreate, grow old together. I’ve watched enough Animal Planet to know if a young male lion kicks an old male lion’s ass in a fight for the pride, and young lion wins, young male lion gets booty from all the females and continues his lineage. You get the point.

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Deb December 10, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Tiger’s problem is he believed his own press..that he was invincible. No man is ever invincible when he’s naked. Hell, if it had been me, he never would have made it to the car to try to escape. He shouldn’t have paid ANYBODY off. Let them talk. They’re going to get their friends to talk anyway, as has already been seen by one friend saying that he’s a lousy lay. He’s just stupid, is all. If his daddy was alive, he would whup his ass!

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Jess December 13, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Ellin is NOT A BW IN A WW’S BODY. She acted typical of many ww when their men dont want their as ses anymore. The Lifetime network has tons of movies BASED ON REAL LIFE cases of ww killing and going psycho on their men for not wanting their as ses anymore. There is even a real life case of a ww killing her daughters’ HIGHSCHOOL CHEARLEADING RIVAL!
Why do us black negatively label ourselves and ignore the truth if it makes whites look bad? Usually this is done by bm to impress ww.
Now I admit bw will freak out on men too for cheating but ww are the ones stalking people who dont want their as ses anymore and or killing them for insurance $,etc.

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