Tiger & Elin Woods is the most public Swirl breakup/divorce that I can remember in ages. And while they are celebs and live the life that most people can only dream of, their issues are common. Broken relationships aren’t always fixable. And as much as it pains me to write about Tiger Woods & Elin… I have to. They are a visible interracial couple and popular topic. (google hits)
Top 7 Reasons Why Tiger & Elin should divorce.
- Tiger will be to distracted by the words Ho Ho Ho. Seriously, I’m starting to wonder if Tiger Woods is my alter ego. Outside of being a cheater, it’s almost as if he’s been reading my site for the last couple years. His game isn’t as polished as mine, but he is wealthier than I am.
- The Media can rest. With divorce being on the horizon TMZ, Inside Edition & People Magazine can go back to chasing real scandal worthy celebrities. Such as Lindsey Lohan, Paula Abdul and even the Kate + 8 stars.
- Their kids will be much happier when both mom and dad can live out their dreams. Even if that means mom moves back to Sweden. Two happy parents aren’t required to live in the same house to give a healthy childhood.
- Christmas and birthdays will be twice as big. One of the things that most divorced kids always talk about the amount of gifts they get when their parents divorced. Alpha Boy said, “I get twice the gifts as most of my friends… I love it!”
- Elin deserves to be on Oprah with out Tiger, discussing how much she’s healed and moved on. As Oprah’s final year is approaching, Elin would be a perfect guest. She would be bigger than Mike Tyson, Tom Cruise and Dr Phil all wrapped in one show. There’s a good chance I’d probably watch. Can you imagine?
- Prenup. Having a prenup with billionaire is always the top reason to get a divorce. A few years of embarrassment will create a lifetime of financial security. I realize this might be a unpopular reason for divorce, but think about it. Elin was a nanny, pre-Tiger. She’s a multi-millionaire post-Tiger. I’m sure she can find happy relationship if she wants. They always say money doesn’t solve all your problems, but try getting a divorce when you’re broke. She doesn’t have to worry about no being able to pay the light bill, car note, rent or day care. Hell the only thing she needs to worry about is the keeping the paparazzi away. And if she starts to date a thug-a-licious brotha, they will run for the hills.
- Tiger is a career oriented guy. He is focused on breaking Jack Nichlaus record of 18 major wins. He won’t rest until he accomplishes that goal. Tiger Woods Inc is a revenue generating business and sad to say, his family life will suffer.
What are your thoughts on the Tiger Woods scandal.
Any other reasons why they should divorce?
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