One of the best things about living in a community that has a active social calendar is the opportunity to meet your single neighbors. And in normal Eathan fashion, I take advantage of meeting new people. Most of the time I avoid hooking up with any of my neighbors, because nothing good can happen. They usually get too attached and cause drama over every woman visiting my house.
Well I recently met a AA30 while on my laptop at the clubhouse. She approached me and began talking nonstop. At first I was not interested, but I realized that this could be someone to fill in the gaps in my dating life. AA30 is 5’5″, long blonde hair, blue eyes and at 1st glance I thought she was much younger than her age. Before I had a chance to think about it, she asked me for my number. And like any normal BV hunter, I exchanged numbers.
A few days later, she text to see if I was home. She wanted to come over and have a glass of wine. I messaged to tell her I’d be home in 30 minutes. ( I was on the way back from a date/booty call). She walked over to my place and I poured her a glass of merlot. Then 2 things happened that made me realize that this was not a regular social visit. I sat on the sofa and she chose to sit 2 inches from me. It gave me a flash back of the days when I played competitive sports and the groupies would chase you. And the 2nd thing happened when she changed the conversation towards the lack of her dating/sex. 
Within 2 minutes I knew that this evening would turn into something that I would possibly submit to Penthouse Forum Letters. And it did. It took about 15 minutes before AA30 wanted to get nakkid. It started with a brief discussion about how being a parent disrupts our sex life. She tried to convince me that it’s been 6 months, since her break up with a past boyfriend. She even talked about how she’s comfortable with other women. Hmmmm.. this almost seemed like it was scripted.
So i told her, “if you wanna get laid.. you don’t have to try so hard. All you have to do is ask.”
She blushed and said, “isn’t that too forward to say?”
My reply, “not in my world”
The next 2 hours, she turned into a sexual deviant. It was obvious that she was either lying or a good actress. Either way, I was wrapped up and giving her a full stroke. Surprisingly she squirted with in 3 minutes of penetration. It freaked her out for a minute, but we didn’t stop. When it was finally over, she almost fell down when she got out of bed. She caught herself and asked for a glass of water.
Now I have a tough decision. This neighbor could turn into a stage 5 clinger or could be a neighborhood hater. It’s been such a long time since I’ve hooked up with a neighbor, I need to get some insight from my readers. Can anything good come from this? Or is it destined to end badly?
