How I Hooked Up With A Neighbor

by Eathan

One of the best things about living in a community that has a active social calendar is the opportunity to meet your single neighbors.  And in normal Eathan fashion, I take advantage of meeting new people.  Most of the time I avoid hooking up with any of my neighbors, because nothing good can happen.  They usually get too attached and cause drama over every woman visiting my house.

Well I recently met a AA30 while on my laptop at the clubhouse.  She approached me and began talking nonstop.  At first I was not interested, but I realized that this could be someone to fill in the gaps in my dating life.  AA30 is 5’5″, long blonde hair, blue eyes and at 1st glance I thought she was much younger than her age.  Before I had a chance to think about it, she asked me for my number.  And like any normal BV hunter, I exchanged numbers.

A few days later, she text to see if I was home.  She wanted to come over and have a glass of wine.  I messaged to tell her I’d be home in 30 minutes.  ( I was on the way back from a date/booty call).  She walked over to my place and I poured her a glass of merlot.  Then 2 things happened that made me realize that this was not a regular social visit.  I sat on the sofa and she chose to sit 2 inches from me.  It gave me a flash back of the days when I played competitive sports and the groupies would chase you.  And the 2nd thing happened when she changed the conversation towards the lack of her dating/sex.   318 watermark 320x240 5 How I Hooked Up With A Neighbor

Within 2 minutes I knew that this evening would turn into something that I would possibly submit to Penthouse Forum Letters.  And it did.  It took about 15 minutes before AA30 wanted to get nakkid.  It started with a brief discussion about how being a parent disrupts our sex life.  She tried to convince me that it’s been 6 months, since her break up with a past boyfriend.  She even talked about how she’s comfortable with other women.  Hmmmm.. this almost seemed like it was scripted.

So i told her, “if you wanna get laid.. you don’t have to try so hard.  All you have to do is ask.”

She blushed and said, “isn’t that too forward to say?”

My reply, “not in my world”

The next 2 hours, she turned into a sexual deviant.  It was obvious that she was either lying or a good actress.  Either way, I was wrapped up and giving her a full stroke.  Surprisingly she squirted with in 3 minutes of penetration.  It freaked her out for a minute, but we didn’t stop.  When it was finally over, she almost fell down when she got out of bed.  She caught herself and asked for a glass of water.

Now I have a tough decision.  This neighbor could turn into a stage 5 clinger or could be a neighborhood hater.  It’s been such a long time since I’ve hooked up with a neighbor, I need to get some insight from my readers.  Can anything good come from this? Or is it destined to end badly?

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  • Buddy
    Look, no need to get stressed. If it becomes what you don't want, Just sent her contact into to me -non-neighbor, educated, brother in North D/FW. For your referral service, I'll send you two tickets to a Mavs Playoff game! LOL
  • Hey E. It's been a while since I commented although I still read. You had me ducking and laughing - you sure know how to tell a story! There's a saying that we have here in the UK - don't sh*t on your own doorstep. Basically it's not worth shagging someone who is likely to be based in the vicinity unless you have a seriously strong sense that it's going somewhere.
  • I'm glad you still read and I just try to tell the story how it happened :)
  • You could have a Stage 5 Clinger and she will act like Tisha Campbell in "Boomerang". I was a firm believer of the general rule "you don't eat where you $hit". Women do surprise me from time to time and she might have been using you to get hers. Just like us men, women are sexual creatures. No more are the labels of "hoes" and "sluts" (or for the older generation - tawdry women) just because a woman wants to get her some. Hell for all you know she might slowly turn you into a Stage 5 Clinger. Good luck either man, my man.
  • Damn.. I forgot about Tisha. I'm not sure with this one. I'm afraid she might just wanna join the party, instead of being a hater. She has that "more the better" type attitude.
  • That is one thing that I have never heard you mention was a "moresome".
  • nicole
    A couple weeks ago I moved to a new place and while carrying things in, met the neighbor and a couple of his friends. I could hear their comments and see their eyes so I deemed it easy to have a close new bed buddy. This excited me because I never get it as often as I'd like and really dread the dry spells. I am not one to go after another womans man or even let him think I'm remotely interested. Many times it turns me off just to see the woman a man is with because if I don't find her attractive, he immediately gets written off. Somehow hormones and the excitement of the situation took over my typically rational thought process. I never thought my convenient booty call would be the actual neighbor who shares a wall with me. He and his girlfriend have twins and had a new baby as of a week ago. I feel terribly guilty. This is not my style and he is not even my type. Somehow I disregarded her because I never met her and was feeling selfish about having my physical needs met. I'm just hoping the truth doesn't come out in one of their arguments because this could mean extreme drama for me, all over a neighborly booty call.
  • Wow.. now that is a risky move. She might turn on you in the parking lot. Or they might invite you over to join in.
    My biggest fear is his behavior and if it will risk you being a close booty call. Either way.. you got yours, right? ;)
  • T-Moe
    I've made it a point to NEVER get involved with the neighbors or their family & friends. I don't need them watching me any more than they already do. But you've already crossed the line now. If you play it right...you might get lucky. If you're gonna keep hittin' it, you need to limit it to about once a month. If you do it on the regular, you're begging for a "2am bangin' on your door...yellin' get that b*tch outta there!!!" debacle.
  • Once a month? that means she would be tripping for a couple weeks trying to get her fix, right? I'm thinking every 2 weeks, maybe.
  • T-Moe
    Every 2 weeks might work, but you're pushing it. The more time you spend with her, the more you risk her becoming attached. Especially if you treat her better than the men she's actually been in relationships with. That's when they start thinking, "I could get used to this." I have actually heard this come out of a booty call's mouth. I hit it one more time and left her alone. Let her fiend for a few weeks. It'll make the sex better anyway. Send her a text once a week to say what's up and to stay in her good graces. But keep it general...nothing to personal. You have to establish the boundaries early if you want to avoid any unnecessary drama.
  • Good idea. Those are great tips for anyone who is trying to keep it casual too.
  • Eric
    Man E, you may have her dickmotized after one stroking session. May have a clinger on your hands. Then again you never know she might be an exception.
  • So true.. time will tell. She's gotta follow the program.
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